Nothing sucks more than failing to get it up in the moment.
For me, it usually happens right after I work my ass off to get a hot date into my apartment, and I'm on the verge of having the sex of a lifetime.
Whether my ED stifficulties are caused by too many drinks, some form of performance anxiety, or stranger danger--I'm not sure. I just know it sucks and leaves me in a funk for days afterwards.
So when I saw an ad for Bluechew I was curious enough to give it a chance. I figured if it didn't work, I could at least write a Bluechew review and have something new to put on the blog.
Bluechew is basically a subscription service that delivers chewable ED pills monthly to your doorstep. It's like Viagra meets 'Dollar Shave Club', but the Viagra is chewable.
So every month you're subscribed to the service, they deliver you sildenafil (ingredient in Viagra) or tadalafil (ingredient in Cialis). They do the prescription via online doctors, so there's no clinic visits needed either.
According to their website, people use Bluechew for general ED treatment, performance anxiety, or as a performance enhancer to stay hard for a long time, such as male pornstars during lengthy shoots, for example.
In the rest of this Bluechew review, i'll dive into the ordering process, some coupons I found, and how to cancel the subscription.
I’ll also give you the steamy details of my experience with this stuff, so bear in mind that this review is a little NSFW in places! I mean, you should assume that ED pill reviews aren’t SFW, but ya know.
First things first, you have to fill out a 20-question health assessment on Bluechew’s website to make sure that you’re not at high risk for any side effects. They have doctors in Chicago that look it over, and if you're approved, they give you your prescription.
Depending on the state you live in, you may also have to do a video interview with the doctor. However where I live in Minnesota there was only the online questionnaire.
Once approved, you also get assigned a specific doctor from Bluechew, who you can email with questions.
Within 24 hours I got an email saying I was approved. 3 days later, the Bluechew arrived. Easy enough!
Below is a picture of what the packaging looks like (I chose the Sildenafil kind). It comes from "custom medical group" in Chicago IL and it doesn't have “BONER PILLS” emblazoned across the side, luckily.
Inside the brown envelope, there's a “thank you” card, a safety information packet, and some individually packaged bluechews.
It's similar to other popular subscription services in this way – they really try to give you an experience every time you open up the packaging. It feels more thoughtful than your typical Amazon or eBay delivery.
Here's a picture of the thank you card. It's from Dr J, the "Chief Medical Officer". His full name is also shown, I assume Dr. J is his rap name.
The tablet is about the size of a dime. It's not the tastiest thing in the world, but it's not bad either. It’s a bit like a chewable vitamin or candy. There is some sugar/flavoring to improve the taste, but I guess it would taste gross without it.
By the way, they mention on their website that chewing these pills makes them take effect much faster in comparison to ED pills that you swallow, since it's absorbed more quickly into the bloodstream.
With Viagra for example, I have to wait about 30 minutes after taking it to see the effects, but with Bluechew I’m 100% rock hard in 15 minutes.
It might not seem like that much of a time difference, but if sex happens spontaneously the 15 minutes faster is definitely a perk. Since each bluechew is individually packaged they're easy to take on the go too, and I could definitely see myself storing these in my wallet next to where I usually keep my condoms.
Once I start having sex on bluechew, I can keep going without any worry of losing an erection. Everything feels more intense, it's the kind of erection I used to only get from being with an insanely hot partner, or a threesome.
I'm not sure this would be good for treating premature ejaculation though, because it doesn't delay ejaculation for me. However within a few minutes after cumming I can get right back up for round 2, so assuming your partner isn't already completely worn out by round 1, it's much easier to keep them satisfied.
No, but it does give me very hard erections. So I suppose it does make my cock bigger temporarily, but it’s not a penis growth pill or anything. According to several surveys, most women care more about the hardness of the cock than the size, so Bluechew can definitely help in that department.
Women can clearly sense the hardness of the penis and believe hard is good, harder is better.
In the spirit of making a complete bluechew review, I also tried taking two pills at once. You’re not supposed to do this, but I'm always eager to push the limits of my sex life.
With 2 in my system, just looking at my partner made my erection so hard that it hurt. It was kind of kinky that way; the hardness was a turn-on in itself. Soon my partner noticed the huge bulge in my white boxers – she slid them down and caressed my cock with her tongue and lips. It was one of the only times that I’ve ejaculated from a blowjob.
Although my cock felt like the hulk, I did go flushed red in the face and I had a bad headache the whole time. Those side effects don't happen when I take only one, so I'm going to stay at one unless it's a special occasion.
When you go on their website you'll have the option to get either Sildenafil, or Tadalafil BlueChew.
Sildenafil is the active ingredient in Viagra and stays in your system for 4-6 hours. It comes in a black pouch and is the one I've been using.
Tadalafil is the main ingredient in Cialis and stays in your system for 18-24 hours. It comes in a grey pouch.
It's recommended to take Tadalafil if you think you'll be having sex sometime that day, but aren't sure when. If you're on a vacation in Hawaii, and never know when your partner might be ripping off your clothes during a given 24 hour window, then Tadalafil is a good option.
Sildenafil is better for taking right before a date or when you know you'll have sex sometime within 4 hours.
Even though it stays in your system for hours, that does not mean you'll have an erection for 20 hours straight. You still need to have some kind of arousal stimulus to get an erection, the medicine just greatly increases your body's sensitivity to any sexual excitement going on.
I was surprised at how easy they make it to cancel your subscription. If you get the free trial I mentioned above, they'll send you an email 3 days before you are about to be billed for the following month. If you click the link in the email or just reply they will cancel it for you. Their support is pretty awesome.
When you log in to their website you can also cancel the subscription from the dashboard, change the amount of bluechew they deliver, or tweak the delivery spacing. So you can set it up to have 10 bluechew delivered every 45 days, 90 days, 30 days, or a custom interval.
Here's the email they send me every month before i'm about to be billed again:
The main downsides to bluechew are the risks of rare averse reactions, like headaches, flushing, and even temporary blindness in extreme cases. It has almost the same ingredients as Viagra or Cialis, so if you've taken that before you should be okay. The health analysis test they give you also helps weed out anyone with risks of side effects.
Other then that, it has tons of pros, especially the free 1 month trial they have which is a steal of a deal. I was worried they would charge me like $100 or something crazy after the first month. But they only charged me $20 after the 30 day trial, and then sent 5 more pills to my house again. If you don't like it you can also cancel before the trial ends so you don't get charged, or use their 30-day money back guarantee.
I think since the viagra patent expired in November they are really pushing to become the big name in chewable ED medicine, so they are offering free trials because they plan on getting lots of people staying subscribed for years. Compared to name brand stuff it's also way cheaper and is easier to get then if you went in to the doctor.
That being said, here's a run down of all the pros and cons.
● Each Blue Chew is individually wrapped, and easy to put in your pocket or wallet
● Free 30 day trial with their coupon
● Ships to you in the mail every month if you get the subscription
● Tastes okay and is easier to take then a pill
● Improved sexual performance and stronger erections
● Delayed ejaculation and longer sex
● Treatment plan administered by real physicians with certifications from accredited medical institutions
● Does not use natural ingredients
● You must get a subscription, however you can cancel it online or via email
● Possible averse side effects
When you take it for the first time, it's probably best to start with only half a Bluechew, make sure you are feeling okay, then after 30 minutes take the other half. It's easy to cut in half with a butter knife.
I also read in other reviews that some people only need to take a half for an awesome effect and can get twice the uses out of their subscription.
All in all, most male enhancement products in the market today are sex pills that taste horrible and have to be swallowed whole. Taking them feels more like taking prescription medicine than taking a blue viagra. Bluechew is a much better replacement in my opinion and might be the future of stay-hard and arousal pills.
This section will answer some of the frequently asked questions that I saw on forums, quora, and other blogs.
Bluechew is an erectile dysfunction chewable viagra and cialis alternative tablet with a texture like candy that is easy to pop in the mouth. These sex pills dissolve better Viagra and Cialis and provide better consumption and absorption of the minerals.
From the research i've done, it looks like the company's doctors are trained by the University of Chicago medical school and are certified by the American Board of Family Medicine.
So, they are not just some random guys sitting in their mothers' basement jacking off to porn trying to discover the next male enhancement pill as an excuse to get more pussy or a quick buck. They really seem to be real doctors doing excellent things for the community. They even mentioned they are on a mission to change a broken healthcare system in our society by helping men get access to cheaper ED medication.
The company is also based in Chicago, Illinois and all of the medication prescribed by their affiliated physicians is made in the USA. The prescription are made by real doctors and you can email them with any questions during your subscription.
All ingredients are non-GMO (Genetically Modified Foods), comply with the GMP (Good Manufacturing Practice) strict guidelines and made in the USA. This matters because cheap male enhancement products made in China with no government oversight can literally kill you!
Here are the FDA approved ingredients in Blue chew:
This ingredient is found in Viagra and stimulates the blood flow into the vessels of the penis to expand the muscles during arousal. During this reaction expect to stay hard for 4 to 6 hours.
All 25mg chewable tablets of sildenafil arrive in black pouches. You should take one 30 minute before you have sex. Also, keep in mind that high-fat foods will prevent absorption.
This ingredient is found in Cialis and the formula works by lowering the blood pressure safely to increase the heart rate during arousal for a stiff erection. It relaxes the prostate and bladder muscles for an erection that can occur easily in a 24 hour window. All 2.5 mg chewables ship in light gray pouches.
Rules for Taking these Non Toxic Type-5 (PDE5) Inhibitors Ingredients
● Try to take them on an empty stomach for the best results.
● Take one 30 minutes before the sexual encounter.
NEVER INCREASE THE AMOUNT YOU ARE PRESCRIBED TO TAKE!
NEVER TAKE BOTH A SILDENAFIL AND TADALAFIL BLUECHEW AT THE SAME TIME. DOING THIS IS POTENTIALLY LIFE THREATENING!
However, the physicians don't prescribe both products if you are already taking one.
Other than a rock solid hardon that lasts for hours- the risks depend on many factors.
Life-threatening risks are diminished because a doctor’s prescription is needed to get these pills. However, do not worry because Bluechew has online licensed physicians trained at the University of Chicago Hospitals, Mayo Clinic, American Medical Association, and Northwestern Medicine. They will view your charts and let you know the results in 2 days.
According to their website, you cannot take Bluechew due to the following:
● If you take nitrates
● If you take ritonavir
● Do not have erectile dysfunction
● History of drug use alcohol abuse
● Deteriorating health
● Nasal congestion (stuffy nose)
● Back pain
● Muscle pain
● Blurred vision
● Upset stomach
● Hot flashes in face, chest or neck
● Memory issues
● Hearing issues (ringing in ears or loss)
● Throwing up feeling
● Acute pain in abdominal, arms, legs, or muscle
● Irritation in the throat
● Low blood pressure
● Prolonged erections
Potential serious side effects
● Heart problems
● Ringing in ear
● Shortness of breath
● Swelling in hands or feet
● Painful erection that lasts more than four hours
● Pain anywhere
The bluechew arrives in a discreet package that looks like regular mail. No one will know what you are getting unless they open it up.
If anything gets lost in the mail, Bluechew has a guaranatee they will ship another order free of charge only one more time. However, you will get a USPS tracking number to track your package. Moreover, you can call the blue chew phone number at (877) 337-6279 with questions.
International shipping is not available but they mentioned that it will be in the future. You can get a full refund within 30 days too if you dissatisfied with your purchase. All information sent to Bluechew through the server or call center is protected according to HIPAA compliance.
And of course, they have that 1 month free sample too, which is what I started with.
Here are a couple of reviews from the reddit.
Review #1 - Tommy O. - Bluechew restored my confidence and put a spring in my step and wind in my sails.
Review #4 - Nathaniel L. - I feel like we both noticed the difference right away, and we were both excited.
Review #5 - Michael F. - My girl and I have actually looked forward more to our sexual experiences.
Review #6 - Zack C. - Ordering Bluechew is an absolute no-brainer for any man.
Review #7 - Shaheed C. - It gives me the assurance that I am going to perform. I'm happy, she's happy and we can make love the way we like to.
Review #8 - Donald S. - Bluechew has strengthened our relationship. It's like it's the honeymoon phase all over again.
According to the Bluechew male enhancement reviews, you can only get it at bluechew.com
Keep in mind there is a list of states for legal purposes where this product is still unavailable. These states have special laws that prevent ordering prescription medication from a doctor over the internet.
It is NOT yet available in the following states:
Hopefully the staff can eventually bring the product to horny men in all 50 states!
Prices depends on the prescribed treatment plan.
● Active monthly plan ($20) - Monthly 25MG sildenafil chewables or 2.5 tadalafil chewables
● Busy monthly plan ($30 - Monthly eight 25 MG sildenafil or 2.5 MG tadalafil five of them
● Popular monthly plan ($50) - Monthly thirteen 25 MG sildenafil, eight 2.5 MG
The 1 month trial works with each of the plans above. So you can get 13 sildenafil with your first order for free + the shipping cost of $5s.
Keep in mind that insurance will not cover this product; however, according to the Bluechew pill reviews the price is up to 80% cheaper than retail price. So, the price is affordable enough for customers can buy it themselves, which costs significantly less than other prescriptions.
Overall, Bluechew is basically a chewable form of sildenafil, aka the generic form of viagra. Their subscription model makes it easy to access an ED medicine without a doctors visit, and since the company is based in the USA, has good support, and is easy to cancel, it's surprisingly very legit. There are more companies popping up like Bluechew too ever since the Viagra patent expired in 2018, like Skyn Arise for example, which i'm planning on reviewing next.
Hopefully you found this bluechew review helpful, let me know if you have any questions about my experience by leaving a comment below, or share your own review if you've already tried it.
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